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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Hyrule

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Ania LuquissLeft-wing Utopia“You Can't Stop Progress”
2.The Dictatorship of Annoying NaviCompulsory Consumerist State“Hey Listen!”
3.The Community of Card for Bob1Moralistic Democracy“Legend of Bob”
4.The Community of Card for Bob12Moralistic Democracy“Bob of Zelda”
5.The Principality of Central European City-State UnionIron Fist Consumerists“For Din, Nayru, Farore, and most of all Hylia.”
6.The Pragmatic Disciples of Jerry ChristBenevolent Dictatorship“The right path is what's left.”
7.The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness SnorlaxiaCivil Rights Lovefest“From One Source All Things Depend”
8.The Hyrule Regional Gatekeeper of South MalaysiaDemocratic Socialists“Amity moreover Liberty.”
9.The Absolute Monarchy of The Kingdom of LoruleMother Knows Best State“My name is Hilda, and I have failed you in every way.”
10.The Kingdom of ZUChatNew York Times Democracy“The Groose is Loose”