The Fattest Citizens in International Democratic Union
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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11. | The Republic of FSBC Scout II | Left-Leaning College State | “136” | |
12. | The Kingdom of Mansilla | Corporate Police State | “Paradiso in terra” | |
13. | The Commonwealth of Buckingham | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Grand and High” | |
14. | The Confrederal Property of Spare Flagpole | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hwhay, brillig’o-drih, irr-barra gruh-blaer?” | |
15. | The Gravity is not a law of Flying Armed Bears | New York Times Democracy | “F-A-B! Up, Up, and Away!” | |
16. | The Zaednath Egregornosthvar of Holokovoy | Moralistic Democracy | “Unity and Solidarity Under Our Bright Heliade” | |
17. | The Free Land of The IDU | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice, environment, industry, education” | |
18. | The Dominion of Defaultdom | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mottomottomotto” | |
19. | The Free Land of Brocken Brackh | Anarchy | “Dig deep, hold hard!” | |
20. | The Enterprise of Raven Mail | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We get it there” |