The Smartest Citizens in KAISERREICH
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republik of Pitbull | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Wir sind deutsch” | |
| 2. |  The Grand Duchy of Baltikum | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Volk und Vaterland” | |
| 3. |  The Bundesrepublik of Royal Usha | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit!” | |
| 4. |  The United States of Sao Nova Europa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 5. |  The Colony of Colonial Davao | Democratic Socialists | “Yawa” | |
| 6. |  The International Union of Imperial Danubian Federation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Indivisibiliter ac Inseparabiliter” | |
| 7. |  The Great Noble Principality of Huben | Democratic Socialists | “By our blue shield” | |
| 8. |  The Eternally Gilded Imperium of Pruthuania | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ehren, Blut, Stahl und Gelt” | |
| 9. |  The British Empire of Channel Union | Corporate Bordello | “God Save the Queen” | |
| 10. |  The Federalists state of Zbobistan | Capitalist Paradise | “The world is to conquer” |
