by Max Barry

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The Most Advanced Law Enforcement in Lardyland

World Census interns were framed for minor crimes in order to measure the response times, effectiveness, and amount of firepower deployed by the law enforcement agencies of different nations.

As a region, Lardyland is ranked 5,702nd in the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dim Red Lights of The Shou DistrictPsychotic Dictatorship“Always a good time. Always.”
2.The Rogue Nation of DSN91Moralistic Democracy“Twirling Toward Freedom”
3.The People's Republic of RedundididiaCorporate Police State“To work is to work is to work”
4.The Gameplayer of the Year of BruhgundyIron Fist Consumerists“I eat liberations for breakfast”
5.The Memery of North CromchScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Stonks.”
6.The Great Hero of MasterSpamChiefIron Fist Consumerists“The Master Chief of Spam”
7.The Intergalactic Trailer Park of CoomlagNew York Times Democracy“tony soprano state”
8.The Sashmugan of Captian LardIron Fist Socialists“Hail Spam! Hail Swedes!”
9.The Republic of West KerchInoffensive Centrist Democracy“........”
10.The Republic of Lands to Defend the InnocentInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Motto...”
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