The Highest Crime Rates in Lasagna
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Lasagna is ranked 11,838th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Incorporated States of Inner AginanaUsordia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Enjoy yourself.” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Planctonia | New York Times Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 3. |  The Blackstar of Prometheus- | Libertarian Police State | “All my friends are heathens, take it slow...” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of Jumpin Jack | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of New Sicily Islands | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Might Makes Right” |
