by Max Barry

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The Most Advanced Law Enforcement in Lemuria

World Census interns were framed for minor crimes in order to measure the response times, effectiveness, and amount of firepower deployed by the law enforcement agencies of different nations.

As a region, Lemuria is ranked 1,317th in the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Grand Duchy of CassarallaCorrupt Dictatorship“Certainty in Valour”
2.The Wilkshire Colony of Unconquerable InvictusCompulsory Consumerist State“I thank whatever Gods may be for my unconquerable soul”
3.The Holy Blue Island of Lemming utopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Het utopieleven”
4.The Banana Bread Provider of ErastideDemocratic Socialists“A thought a day keeps the stupid police away”
5.The Houses of Federal LemuriaLeft-Leaning College State“Pandyan, Muthur, Olinadu, Kumari-Aru, Dec-can, Pahruli”
6.The Clothing-Optional Beaches of MakenalandCorporate Bordello“Don't worry, be happy”
7.The Legendary Republic of CakatoaNew York Times Democracy“What does not kill you only makes you...stranger”
8.The Often Inebriated Nation of MonkeyWooWooInoffensive Centrist Democracy“When I want your opinion I'll give it to you!”