The Smartest Citizens in Lemuria
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Banana Bread Provider of Erastide | Democratic Socialists | “A thought a day keeps the stupid police away” | |
| 2. |  The Often Inebriated Nation of MonkeyWooWoo | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “When I want your opinion I'll give it to you!” | |
| 3. |  The Wilkshire Colony of Unconquerable Invictus | Compulsory Consumerist State | “I thank whatever Gods may be for my unconquerable soul” | |
| 4. |  The Legendary Republic of Cakatoa | New York Times Democracy | “What does not kill you only makes you...stranger” | |
| 5. |  The Houses of Federal Lemuria | Left-Leaning College State | “Pandyan, Muthur, Olinadu, Kumari-Aru, Dec-can, Pahruli” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Blue Island of Lemming utopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Het utopieleven” | |
| 7. |  The Clothing-Optional Beaches of Makenaland | Corporate Bordello | “Don't worry, be happy” |
