The Most Rebellious Youth in Lesbian
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Most Serene Republic of Belora Gyles | Left-wing Utopia | “Now An Island of Lesbos” | |
| 2. |  The Incorrigible Shipper of Free Lesbos | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Just trying to do my best” | |
| 3. |  The Lesbian Separatist Island of Leiirion | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Praise Sappho” | |
| 4. |  The Discoverian Enclave of Radclyffe Hall | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Are we lonely? Well...” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Takkaviita CLIII | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fireplace cloak” |
