The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Libertatem
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Alexandrisino | Capitalizt | “Patriam amo, non imperium” | |
| 2. |  The Most Serene Free Republics of Auxorii | Father Knows Best State | “Suum cuique” | |
| 3. |  The Lack of A better name | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Things fall apart” | |
| 4. |  The Defender of Liberty of Barry Goldwater | Anarchy | “Extremism in the Defense of Liberty is no Vice.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Cardcaptor 4 | Corporate Bordello | “I'm going to get all the cards!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Chelli Aphra | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Distributopia | Capitalist Paradise | “Don't Spear Me, Bro” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Fierrol | Free-Market Paradise | “Liberty is our legacy.” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Forestrealm | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Long live freedom” | |
| 10. |  The Liberal Replublican of Henry Cabot Lodge Jr | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Peace and Justice” |
