The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in London
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Ange Mancini | Corporate Bordello | “For State and Home” | |
| 2. |  The State of Bailey Command | Anarchy | “Region” | |
| 3. |  The State of Bailey Rae | Anarchy | “Greater than One” | |
| 4. |  The State of Benafi | Anarchy | “Greater good” | |
| 5. |  The London Borough of Bexley | Capitalist Paradise | “Trusted by exactly one half of all Bexley residents” | |
| 6. |  The State of Chelsey Grey | Corporate Bordello | “Surviving” | |
| 7. |  The State of Espirit | Free-Market Paradise | “Domine Dirige Nos” | |
| 8. |  The Queen's State of Fort Christina | Capitalist Paradise | “RIP” | |
| 9. |  The London Borough of Islington | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We serve Minoa's borough since 1965.” | |
| 10. |  The Romfordian Empire of Malteaser | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Going Loco Down In Acapulco” |
