The Safest in Lone Wolves United
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Lone Wolves United is ranked 12,368th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Social Democracy of South Stania | Democratic Socialists | “Birth and Death.” | |
| 2. |  The Wolfist Power of Bervinland | Left-wing Utopia | “Professionals have Standards [LWU]” | |
| 3. | The People's Republic of Marzepin islands | Authoritarian Democracy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 4. |  The Hostis Humani Generis of Evil Wolf | Father Knows Best State | “Mean People Do Mean Things [LWU]” | |
| 5. |  The Most Serene Republic of Rayo de Sol | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Steady chilling in the sun.” | |
| 6. |  The Queendom of Diamondland | Authoritarian Democracy | “God, homeland, the people ” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Polozinagina | Authoritarian Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Reservoir Ruins | Psychotic Dictatorship | “From Many, One” | |
| 9. | The Empire of Tyranvastan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Follow the great emperor or get schapismned” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of Red Crest | Father Knows Best State | “One Nation, One Leader, One People” |
