The Most Rebellious Youth in Massachusetts
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Massachusetts is ranked 2,311th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The City of Framingham | Democratic Socialists | “Settled 1650; Incorporated 1700/2018” | |
| 2. |  The Shameful Stocks of Hester Prynne | Moralistic Democracy | “Mood: I am curious, Orange” | |
| 3. |  The City of Beverly MA | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem” | |
| 4. |  The State of Colonial Bay | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Hampshire House Cheers | Left-wing Utopia | “From Here The Heart Belongs” | |
| 6. |  The State of Atlas Este | Conservative Democracy | “Great Old Region” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Rockinghamton | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Бэкон рок этот город” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic States of Cape Kennedy | Democratic Socialists | “We can breed them faster than you can kill them.” | |
| 9. |  The State of Gosudarstov | Free-Market Paradise | “District” | |
| 10. |  The State of Universal State | Anarchy | “State” |
