The Most Secular in Miami
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Moyle | Anarchy | “Might Makes Wrong” | |
| 2. |  The District of Tuttleville | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 3. | The State of Misner | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 4. | The State of Moffatt | Anarchy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 5. |  The District of Bentley Island | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 6. |  The State of Miamibrasil | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ordem e Progresso” | |
| 7. |  The State of Julia Tuttle | Anarchy | “Great beginnings” | |
| 8. |  The State of Miami | Anarchy | “Eto ne vash” |
