The Largest Retail Industry in Mordor
The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Autonomous Collective of Gonzlandia | Left-Leaning College State | “Don't start none, won't be none.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Agricultural Nurn | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Food for the armies of the Dark Lord” | |
| 3. |  The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Death to Hobbits” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Petan Empire | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Strength by Superiority” | |
| 5. |  The Nomadic Peoples of The Triple Consortium | Democratic Socialists | “Biscuits and Gravy” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of The One Ring | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “One Ring To Rule Them All” | |
| 7. |  The Theocracy of Angamando | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ash nazg durbatulūk” | |
| 8. |  The Skeleton Version of The Dark Lord Sauron | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I am Evil Lord Sauron the FOUNDER of Mordor” | |
| 9. |  The Camp in the Middle of Mordor of A Hobbit | New York Times Democracy | “I'm not short, I'm a Hobbit” | |
| 10. |  The Burning Embers of Barnello | Father Knows Best State | “King of Fire Kings” |
