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The Highest Drug Use in Namibia

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Terre Habile	Anarchy	“Able as I Might”
2.	The Queen's State of Namibia State	Anarchy	“Dare We Say”
3.	The Queen's State of Burley Griffin	Anarchy	“Ambassador”
4.	The Queen's State of Simulambuco	New York Times Democracy	“For Recognition”
5.	The State of Cheneaux	Corporate Bordello	“Le prix”
6.	The State of Violet Shiomi	Anarchy	“For What It's Worth”
7.	The State of Controller	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Please Don't recruit me”