The Rudest Citizens in Nederland
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Thumbscrew Fanatics of Oppressor | Conservative Democracy | “Sit down and STFU” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Hurricane Alley | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Power to the people. I'm the people.” | |
| 3. |  The Free Democracy of Ballotonia | Democratic Socialists | “Vote early, vote often.” | |
| 4. |  The Dark Light of Bad Moon | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Darkness falls upon the land” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic Republic of The United States II | Capitalist Paradise | “One Nation Under God” | |
| 6. |  The Artistry of Claude Monet | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Je Maintiendrai la République” | |
| 7. |  The West Wind of Howling Mine | Father Knows Best State | “It's just the wind” | |
| 8. |  The TYPE of Psychotic Pioneers | Capitalist Paradise | “SLOGAN” | |
| 9. | The TYPE of Anarchic Refugees | Free-Market Paradise | “SLOGAN” | |
| 10. | The TYPE of Psychotic Survivors | Capitalist Paradise | “SLOGAN” |
