The Most Avoided in New Hyperion
Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Associate Custodian State of Esterlon | Democratic Socialists | “Non ducor duco.” | |
| 2. |  The Fiefdom of Harkonnen Prime | Compulsory Consumerist State | “He who controls the spice, controls the universe!” | |
| 3. |  The Cloud Cuckooland of Rhina | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Life isn't a question; it doesn't need an answer.” | |
| 4. |  The New Hyperion Autocracy of Genesis | Anarchy | “Mors ultima linea rerum est” | |
| 5. |  The Loving Couple of I Ship It | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ship Fan.” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Warents | Corporate Bordello | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Bakerloo 7 | Moralistic Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 8. |  The Shadow Proxy of Wintermoot II | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Another nation led by the glorious Wintermoot” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Damphece | Father Knows Best State | “Strength Through Commerce” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Malachite Twins | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |
