by Max Barry

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The Most Scientifically Advanced in Nintendo

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Nintendo is ranked 1,386th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosIron Fist Consumerists“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
2.The Community of Card for Bob9Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Bob”
3.The Republic of Bipolar BillFather Knows Best State“All hail the magic conch.”
4.The Dominion of The LocustCorporate Police State“Work harder”
5.The Mail is Trash of Ultimo PwnageCivil Rights Lovefest“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”
6.The Free Land of The Tanatuvan Economic CenterCorporate Police State“Life and service as one”