The Fattest Citizens in Norden
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Norden is ranked 15,354th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of United Nurawk Antrus Vimebin | Left-Leaning College State | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of New West Rektland | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Get rekt” |
