by Max Barry

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Northern Utopia World Census

The Best Weather in Northern Utopia

The following nations were determined to have the best all-round weather.

As a region, Northern Utopia is ranked 2,680th in the world for Best Weather.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Democratic Socialist State of KjanuLeft-wing Utopia“Peace, Protection, Prosperity”
2.The Unified Provinces of JezabelstienPsychotic Dictatorship“Praise Irene.”
3.The Alpine Kingdom of The Soviet state of SvalbardScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Better dead than a weeb”
4.The Weird little lumps of Neyde Spears KingdomScandinavian Liberal Paradise“He's too busy hitting the vaseline”
5.The Indivisible Republic of GrenopiaLeft-Leaning College State“I will climb the rockface.”
6.The Republic of Of DenmarkiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Freedom and liberty shall not perish from this earth!”
7.The Nomadic Peoples of KaczynskiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Money cannot be eaten.”
8.The Ristorante Italiano of Italian CanadaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“I said pizza con peperoni!”
9.The Kingdom of Magestic MalaiseLiberal Democratic Socialists“Maybe later”
10.The Queendom of DurisalaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Love Above All”
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