The Highest Drug Use in Northern Utopia
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Les Lunes | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Under the Three, United as One” | |
| 2. |  The Loving Couple of 4rt-F4n | Father Knows Best State | “Lumity” | |
| 3. |  The Grand Nation of Ovstylap | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 4. |  The Socialist Federal Republic of Novoroyska | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!” |
