by Max Barry

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The Safest in Nudist Dreamland

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 7,275th in the world for Safest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Nudist States of YanniaCivil Rights Lovefest“Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur”
2.The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan ClubLiberal Democratic Socialists“We love you, Joe.”
3.The Republic of NudesiaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Nudity & Progress”
4.The Naked Revel of Sunny GladeLeft-wing Utopia“Revealing Ourselves To Truth”
5.The Dominion of The Undead SailorLeft-wing Utopia“The sea does not like to be restrained.”
6.The Rogue Nation of PoorChoicesScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Welp it could be worse”
7.The Founder of Nudist DreamlandLeft-wing Utopia“I can resist everything except temptation.”
8.The Sovereign Power of The Naked FewLeft-wing Utopia“Being gay is like glitter, it never goes away.”
9.The Free Land of Rainbow BeachLeft-wing Utopia“We're happy and we know it!”
10.The Oceanus of SharxLeft-wing Utopia“Les requins tuent moins que les moustiques !”
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