The Most Advanced Public Transport in Nudist Dreamland
World Census experts captured, tagged, and released trains in order to identify which nations have the most extensive, well-funded public transportation systems.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Kingdom of Miraclian Antilles | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Victoria aut Letum!” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Nudistonia | Democratic Socialists | “You have nothing to hide when you are Naked” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of PoorChoices | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Welp it could be worse” | |
| 4. |  The Gold Lame'd of MarilynMonroenia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I just want to be wonderful” | |
| 5. |  The Matriarchy of Camp Followers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Come to see us sometime!” |
