by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Ontario

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Ontario is ranked 4,571st in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of Agawa BayAnarchy“RIP”
2.The Femme Fatale of Lulus RoadhouseCorporate Police State“Red Necks, White Socks & Blue Lable Beer”
3.The Bridge Crossing of Little CurrentNew York Times Democracy“Swing By”
4.The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CLXXXVIIInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Fireplace cloak”
5.The Community of MississaugaLiberal Democratic Socialists“Leading today for tomorrow”