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The Most Cultured in Ordis

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Párnalen-Ístmenid of Escalan Corps-Star Island	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Ésten | Pákzin | Ekílad”
2.	The Proletarian Union of Valourium	Left-wing Utopia	“LIBERTAS OMNIBUS”
3.	The Kingdom of Favonia	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Desperta Ferro!”
4.	The Federal Republic of Autonomous Unified Territories	Father Knows Best State	“Do no good, see no harm”
5.	The Sato Masaki of Toishima	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“What do you want, is it necessary?”
6.	The Republic of Orbis Ra	Moralistic Democracy	“Pride and Industry”
7.	The Isle of Pellagia	New York Times Democracy	“Iushr, Frumkeyt, Getreyshaft”
8.	The Commonwealth of Intermountain States	Capitalist Paradise	“A wise man learns to tolerate lactose.”
9.	The Commonwealth of Takkaviita LXXXVII	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Fireplace cloak”
10.	The Principality of Amoni ram	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”