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Osiris World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Osiris

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Osiris is ranked 9,950th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Unincorporated Community of West MattasiaAnarchy“Certus, praecedere.”
2.The Bread winners of NecessicityCapitalizt“You have two choices, consume or produce”
3.The Imperial Federation of GhearmainMoralistic Democracy“Gott und mein Recht”
4.The Free Land of SolosaniaCivil Rights Lovefest“Freedom is the Virtue”
5.The Holy Empire of The Steel FraternityCompulsory Consumerist State“Deus est Machina”
6.The Dystopian Corporate Republic of RalloriCapitalist Paradise“Wealth is Power.”
7.The Stardew Valley Rainbow of TrashsylvaniaCapitalizt“You can't have a rainbow without a little rain :-)”
8.The Resenha Society of SkydogLeft-Leaning College State“The sun rises to all but the shadows only to us”
9.The Federation of LowstenAnarchy“In guns we trust, unless persuaded otherwise.”
10.The United Republics of The Graemania IslandsCompulsory Consumerist State“It is the consumers who make poor people rich”
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