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The Fattest Citizens in Pacifica

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Protectorate of Pacifica Founder	Capitalist Paradise	“Pacifica”
2.	The Merry Lib-mas of Topid Reborn	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“All we are is dust in the wind.”
3.	The Armed Republic of Amardire	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Might Makes Right”