The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Pennsylvania
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of McTavish | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 2. |  The District of Friends Society | Anarchy | “A group setting out” | |
| 3. |  The State of Mei | Anarchy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Umbusowe | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Begin” | |
| 5. |  The Theocracy of The GCC Wolverines | Moralistic Democracy | “http://www2.gcc.edu/sports/default.htm” | |
| 6. |  The State of Richland Pine | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Peaceful Beginings” | |
| 7. |  The District of Cidade Maravilhosa | Anarchy | “Simply Rio” | |
| 8. |  The State of Qay | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 9. |  The ChocolateLast Suppers of TLS Storage Unit | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Storage for the Last Supper chocolates” | |
| 10. |  The SpongeChocolateEatingBowlers of Greengarden Lanes | Anarchy | “1583 W 38th St, Erie, PA 16508; (814) 864-2642” |
