The Most Scientifically Advanced in Pennsylvania
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Happy-Go-Lucky Land of HappyValley0012 | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “We STILL Are...” | |
| 2. |  The Rogue Nation of GSN67 | Authoritarian Democracy | “Tiocfaidh ár lá” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Collection of Epics I | Moralistic Democracy | “Extra cards” | |
| 4. |  The EriePennsylvania Brewers of Koehler Beer | Father Knows Best State | “Erie Brewing Company, Erie, PA” | |
| 5. |  The SpongeChocolateEatingBowlers of Greengarden Lanes | Anarchy | “1583 W 38th St, Erie, PA 16508; (814) 864-2642” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Collection of Epics II | New York Times Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 7. |  The State of Mei | Anarchy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Castor | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Free from Ambition” | |
| 9. |  The State of Qay | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 10. |  The District of Cidade Maravilhosa | Anarchy | “Simply Rio” |
