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The Fattest Citizens in Penny Lane

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Penny Lane is ranked 236^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The All-Powerful Rogue Nation of Krematoria	Father Knows Best State	“Are you talking to me?”
2.	The Protectorate of The Good Fairy	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Do good to all”
3.	The Holy Empire of Serendopolis	Democratic Socialists	“Si pisces pedes esset nos manducare digitis?”