The Rudest Citizens in Poland
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia | Left-wing Utopia | “ULTRA KVLT UBER NEKRO GRIM” | |
| 2. |  The City of Lwow | Moralistic Democracy | “Semper Fidelis” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Leova | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “who's that?” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Great Poznan | Capitalist Paradise | “Empowering Freedom, Enriching Lives, Building Strength.” | |
| 5. |  The City of Poznan | New York Times Democracy | “Żyj w prawdzie, sprawiedliwości i pokoju” | |
| 6. |  The Royal Capital City of Krakow | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Cracovia urbs celeberrima” | |
| 7. | The Republic of Poland empire 2348567402 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From Many, One” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Ecclesia Militans et Triumphans | Moralistic Democracy | “Contra perfidiam Mahometi, et contra Saracenorum” | |
| 9. |  The Voivodeship of Lublin | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Smakuj życie!” | |
| 10. |  The City of Torun | Left-wing Utopia | “Nic o nas, bez nas” |
