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The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Pontbridge Islands

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The People's Republic of Cutote	Corporate Police State	“None shall stop our conquest!”
2.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
3.	The Cloud of Transhumanstan	Anarchy	“Enhancing our minds and bodies”
4.	The Testament to Laziness of Qpq	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Why spend time on originality?”
5.	The Confederacy of Lanians	Capitalizt	“Privatize everything that moves, and doesn't move.”
6.	The Republic of Pontbridge	Civil Rights Lovefest	“An island in a sea of oppression”
7.	The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan	Psychotic Dictatorship	“From each to his ability, each according to her needs!”