The Smartest Citizens in Random Acts of Kindness
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The ℱℛᎯℕℂᎾ-ℐᏆᎯℒℐᎯℕ ℰℕᏆℰℕᏆℰ of The Most Freedom Ever | Left-wing Utopia | “All my homies hate Britain” | |
| 2. |  The Kindness Republic of Week Nashun 5 | Capitalist Paradise | “.” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of Bobraqia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Bob” | |
| 4. | The Republic of Garcy | Left-wing Utopia | “.” | |
| 5. | The Confederacy of This Is So Me | Left-wing Utopia | “Motto...” | |
| 6. | The Unocracy of 1 Only | Father Knows Best State | “Death to the 2s!” | |
| 7. | The Democratic States of Andere Makoa | Left-wing Utopia | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 8. | The Republic of The Cooler Week Nashun 5 | Corporate Bordello | “By The People For The People” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CCXXV | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fireplace cloak” | |
| 10. | The Twocracy of 2 Only | Moralistic Democracy | “Death to the 1s!” |
