by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Regionless

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Regionless is ranked 10,787th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Autocracy of AlorgazeCompulsory Consumerist State“F##K the character limit on mottos.”
2.The Warlords of AvbogwanaCorporate Bordello“Loyalty, Justice, Piety”
3.The Constitutional Monarchy of Portuguese Hong kongCapitalist Paradise“vivat aeternum!”
4.The Splinter Realm of DataDyneIrkenAllianceIron Fist Consumerists“Prepare for some doom!”
5.The Confederation of RuveisaCapitalizt“Motto...”
6.The Colony of Farfarout PlanetoidCorporate Police State“It really is a long, long way to Tipperary!”
7.The Republic of LojbanlandAnarchy“cmavo, selbri, gismu”
8.The Community of Latinx KleenexCapitalist Paradise“Latino, hispanic, chicano, espaldas mojadas are Latinx!”
9.The Democratic Republic of VilsnerNew York Times Democracy“Work, Worship, Unity, Strength, And Process!”
10.The Republic of The Nation Of Princess DaisyConservative Democracy“Hi I'm Daisy!”
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