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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Rwanda

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Crimson Prime	Anarchy	“Defending the Empire”
2.	The Queen's State of Delmartac	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“From here to tomorrow”
3.	The District of Eagles Nest	New York Times Democracy	“Community”
4.	The Empire of Great-Rwanda	New York Times Democracy	“Unity, Work, Patriotism.”
5.	The Colony of Lady Kigali	Moralistic Democracy	“Our Glorious Community”
6.	The Community of Ngabo	New York Times Democracy	“God gives us freedom and grace.”
7.	The Queen's State of Red-Feather	Anarchy	“So Much To Say”
8.	The Matriarchy of SanGallo	Mother Knows Best State	“Community”
9.	The State of Spokane City	Capitalist Paradise	“Fairchild Home”
10.	The State of Vancomycin	Left-wing Utopia	“And, So much for that one”