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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Saint Helene

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Corporate City State of Dashiki City	Corporate Police State	“Only thing you bring is your worth.”
2.	The Fractured States of Wardency	Iron Fist Consumerists	“i got 3 quid in me pockers and fish costs 4”
3.	The Fragmented Warlords of Merilian Plains	Moralistic Democracy	“Potestas ex Dolio Sclopetis”
4.	The Sankta-Aegis Confederation of Rynese Empire	Father Knows Best State	“Upon a firey steed, tomorrow is built.”
5.	The United States of Confederacy of Elsweyr	Benevolent Dictatorship	“May you walk on warm sands”
6.	The Pretitled of Eternal Dominion	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Eternal and Just”
7.	The Greater Empire of The Islands of Tonga	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Ko e ʻOtua mo Tonga ko hoku tofiʻa”
8.	The Zytsrafilic Dominion of Yergana	Right-wing Utopia	“Stride Forward, Dear Mother Yergana”
9.	The Fi-Enaminate of Afmagalsy	Capitalist Paradise	“Faith bringeth Harmony, Fraternity, and Fertility”
10.	The Confederacy of Elchur	Capitalist Paradise	“God, Freedom, Justice”

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