The Most Devout in SEC Fanatics
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederate Razorbacks of Arkansas Riceland | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Woo Pig Sooie!” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of The Budapest Memorandum | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Glory to Ukraine!” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Really Big Bama Fan | Corporate Bordello | “Roll Tide Roll” |
