The Most Secular in Sky Haven
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The 'Rational' Dictatorship of The Jet Black Aerospace Division | Psychotic Dictatorship | “For Wheath, the Isles, and the Wardens!” | |
| 2. |  The Sultanate of Evil Hurtistan | Corporate Police State | “And here... We... Go!” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Cuddles and Bunnies | Civil Rights Lovefest | “From bunnies, cuddles; to Cuddlers, bunnies.” | |
| 4. |  The Glorious Kingdom of Hurtistan | Democratic Socialists | “We're better than you and we know it” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of AOTAH | Corrupt Dictatorship | “It’ll all work out” | |
| 6. |  The Imperial Janian Federation of Gran River | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Libertas et suum imperium.” | |
| 7. |  The Great People's Republic of Kamykhladny | Democratic Socialists | “The proletarians have nothing to loose but their chains” | |
| 8. |  The United Islands of Sea Angelis | Democratic Socialists | “You don't do it right, We do” | |
| 9. |  The Celestial Mandate Capital of Brox Reple | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “All my homies love endorsing Gran River” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Pearldove | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Free and Fair” |
