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Sonindia World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Sonindia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Sonindia is ranked 10,098th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Diche ChoklateCivil Rights Lovefest“Our Union Forever”
2.The Republic of Constitutional CreativityCapitalist Paradise“From Many, One”
3.The District of YamoussoukroCapitalizt“Elfenbeinkuste”
4.The Corporate Federation of FlorinsiaCompulsory Consumerist State“Laissez faire et laissez passer !”
5.The Anarcho-Capitalist Lands of QuinceriaAnarchy“Freedom is with the market”
6.The Holy Kingdom of BhelramFather Knows Best State“Serve me or die”
7.The Commonwealth of East QuilanCorporate Police State“All work and no play, makes Jack rich”
8.The Oppressed Peoples of OughaciaMoralistic Democracy“Are you hoping for a miracle?”
9.The Free Land of AgoriadCivil Rights Lovefest“Together, Toward Divinity”
10.The Most Serene Republic of New GarfileAnarchy“No More Rules”
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