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The Highest Drug Use in South China Sea

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The District of South China Sea	Anarchy	“Community”
2.	The State of Xiao-Jing	Anarchy	“By the People, for the People”
3.	The District of Mao Xiaotong	Anarchy	“Strength Through Compliance”
4.	The State of Traverse Point	Corporate Bordello	“Strength Through Compliance”
5.	The State of Zhonghai	New York Times Democracy	“Peace and Justice”
6.	The State of Ko-Han	Right-wing Utopia	“Mission Accomplished”
7.	The State of Alpha Orionis 1	Corporate Bordello	“We Will Endure”
8.	The State of Ling Yige	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Peace and Justice”