The Highest Drug Use in Spiritus
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Majestic Elysium of Pixelpark | Anarchy | “Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished” | |
| 2. |  The Fuzzball of Woolly Hippopotamus | Left-wing Utopia | “Something fuzzy this way comes” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Even Newer Ohio | Left-Leaning College State | “You can't stop progress” | |
| 4. |  The Matriarchy of Teidar | Left-Leaning College State | “In Tei We Trust” | |
| 5. |  The Federation of Remna | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “In igne formatum, per honorem temperatum” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Empire of Cheddar The 2nd | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Cheese is love, Cheese is Life.” | |
| 7. |  The Free City of Eigenberg | Anarchy | “Don't die with a heart that always doubts.” | |
| 8. |  The Frostbound Realm of Icy Wind | Libertarian Police State | “Only through struggle have we found rest” | |
| 9. |  The Potato of Porfloxians | Corporate Bordello | “Did you know that I'm Porflox?” | |
| 10. |  The Community of The Kaaion | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Twirling Toward Freedom” |
