by Max Barry

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The Safest in Stanistan

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, Stanistan is ranked 19,915th in the world for Safest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United Socialist States of StrawmanistanDemocratic Socialists“The future will be better tomorrow”
2.The Armed Republic of KarkatistanPsychotic Dictatorship“BEEP BEEP MEOW”
3.The Most Serene Republic of PioustanPsychotic Dictatorship“Obey thy God”
4.The Republic of QuotidistanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“...”
5.The Community of CheugyzstanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Live, Laugh, Love”
6.The Republic of CentristanCorporate Bordello“To balance criticising the left and defending the right”
7.The Empire of ReactionaryzstanIron Fist Consumerists“Oh sorry, we're not allowed to say that now, are we?”
8.The Emirate of ErratistanPsychotic Dictatorship“Change Is Progress”
9.The Republic of PenuryzstanFather Knows Best State“Poverty is a sin that the rich never forgive”
10.The Nomadic Peoples of CapricioustanIron Fist Consumerists“Ooh, shiny!”
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