The Safest in Stanistan
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Stanistan is ranked 19,915th in the world for Safest.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The United Socialist States of Strawmanistan | Democratic Socialists | “The future will be better tomorrow” | |
2. | The Armed Republic of Karkatistan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “BEEP BEEP MEOW” | |
3. | The Most Serene Republic of Pioustan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Obey thy God” | |
4. | The Republic of Quotidistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “...” | |
5. | The Community of Cheugyzstan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Live, Laugh, Love” | |
6. | The Republic of Centristan | Corporate Bordello | “To balance criticising the left and defending the right” | |
7. | The Empire of Reactionaryzstan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Oh sorry, we're not allowed to say that now, are we?” | |
8. | The Emirate of Erratistan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Change Is Progress” | |
9. | The Republic of Penuryzstan | Father Knows Best State | “Poverty is a sin that the rich never forgive” | |
10. | The Nomadic Peoples of Capricioustan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ooh, shiny!” |