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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Stornoway

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queendom of Epsilon Pegasi	Anarchy	“Strength Through Freedom”
2.	The State of Feqo State	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Might Makes Right”
3.	The District of Hsiao	Anarchy	“God, Homeland, Liberty”
4.	The Queendom of Lynnette	Anarchy	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
5.	The State of Squirrely	Anarchy	“God, Homeland, Liberty”
6.	The State of Uyghurjiang	Corporate Bordello	“We Will Endure”
7.	The Queen's State of Vagr	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Community”
8.	The State of Zeit	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Unity, Discipline, Work”