The Rudest Citizens in Texas
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Texas Rangers of Lonesome Dove | Capitalist Paradise | “I ain't guaranteed Tomorrow. You ain't either.” | |
| 22. |  The Confederate States of Ole Dixieland | Capitalist Paradise | “Deo Vindice” | |
| 23. |  The Republic of United Kodiaks | Left-Leaning College State | “Nemo me impune lacessit.” | |
| 24. |  The Incorporated States of Sullan Laika | Compulsory Consumerist State | “No better friend, no worse enemy. Probably.” | |
| 25. |  The Rio Grande Mud of Z Z Top | Anarchy | “The Best Little Band in Texas!” | |
| 26. |  The Confederacy of Cotton Hill Land | Compulsory Consumerist State | “I had my shins blown off in WW2!” | |
| 27. |  The Visitor-Loving People of Texas Visitors Bureau | Free-Market Paradise | “Don't Mess With Texas!” | |
| 28. |  The Sentai Team of PR In Space | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Let's Rocket!” | |
| 29. |  The Incorporated States of JohnnyTexas | Capitalist Paradise | “For Texas!” | |
| 30. |  The Spring Nation of Trecdom2 | Democratic Socialists | “Qapla!” |
