by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in The Allied Republics

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Allied Republics is ranked 9,995th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Union of Free States of AmericaCivil Rights Lovefest“Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country.”
2.The Republic of CDland TerritoriesFather Knows Best State“Pride and Industry”
3.The Grand Duchy of The JokeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
4.The Republic of The Icelandic RegionInoffensive Centrist Democracy“With sigmas we rise, and with fanum we colonise.”
5.The Federation of KranakovCompulsory Consumerist State“You Can’t Stop Progress”
6.The Constitutional Monarchy of The kingdom of ImperiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“For the king”
7.The Federation of MagnariusDemocratic Socialists“United for the People”
8.The Empire of United BluelandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Peace and Justice”
9.The Kingdom of AkerhusInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Acta non Verba”
10.The Democratic States of Het Verre WestenInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Lekker Bezig!”
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