The Rudest Citizens in The Amaranthine Isles
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Kingdom of Greatest pimps | Capitalist Paradise | “I can't get to sleep I think about the implications” | |
| 2. |  The Master of the Aetherlands of The United Vex Imperium | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From the Saint, Under the Star, By the Imperium” | |
| 3. |  The Principality of Regency of Sodor | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Thrive without kings” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of New Freedom and Liberty | Corporate Bordello | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 5. |  The Island Kingdom of A Doggerland | Left-Leaning College State | “What is skibidi toilet?” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Bintaro Jaya | Left-Leaning College State | “Rayuan Pulau Kelapa” | |
| 7. |  The United Kingdom of Boring Rock | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Welcome, what bring you here, mate?” | |
| 8. |  The Electoral Monarchy of Fizz Empire | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Honor the Gods and protect your Country” | |
| 9. |  The Emirate of Zoverania | Corporate Bordello | “God, Nation, President” | |
| 10. |  The Virtuous Republic of Wuimye | Corporate Bordello | “Virtus Divina Nos Ducit” |
