The Fattest Citizens in The Archipelago States
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Archipelago States is ranked 11,411th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Aweentitante106 | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 2. |  The Grand Duchy of Remerodacoted | New York Times Democracy | “Remerodacoted mole rat ” | |
| 3. | The Republic of Mount Baker National Forest | Moralistic Democracy | “Caring for the Land and Serving People” | |
| 4. |  The Caliphate of Iraque | Compulsory Consumerist State | “freedom and democracy” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Doing The Nasty | New York Times Democracy | “This Is So Nasty” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of The capita1 | Capitalist Paradise | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 7. | The Republic of FIRE FIRE LIGHT THE FIRE | Anarchy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Tlkfx5n9ua | Moralistic Democracy | “Serhyrdt” | |
| 9. | The Republic of Bzpbr3xfqh | Capitalist Paradise | “Eryer5754w” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Night I cant begin to tell you how deepl | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Night I cant begin to tell you how deepl” |
