The Rudest Citizens in The Axis of Evil
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, The Axis of Evil is ranked 402nd in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Money, Power, Respect!” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Bloody Reich | Capitalist Paradise | “Our timber is to die for, literally” | |
| 3. |  The Zombie Nukers of Look at me | Corporate Police State | “EVIL” | |
| 4. |  The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix | Corporate Police State | “Guns. Lots of guns.” | |
| 5. |  The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Exporting Evil Since 2002” | |
| 6. |  The Grand Duchy of Prodesia | Corporate Bordello | “Mercy in justice” | |
| 7. |  The Big Yellow Star Capitalists of Moneystan | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Let's kill the big bad bunnies” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of Arthavinar Islands | Capitalist Paradise | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic States of SMOKZA | Right-wing Utopia | “🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑” | |
| 10. |  The Glorious Free State of Adamkhazia | Corporate Police State | “The glorious regime has made us prosperous!” |
