The Most Ignorant Citizens in The Axis of Evil
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Zombie Nukers of Look at me | Corporate Police State | “EVIL” | |
| 2. |  The Queendom of Astrun | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Do What I Say Or I'll Bite You” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic People's Republic of Best Korea | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Prosperous and great country” | |
| 4. |  The Fascist Order of Northern Totalitarian States of America | Psychotic Dictatorship | “War is Peace!” | |
| 5. |  The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix | Corporate Police State | “Guns. Lots of guns.” | |
| 6. |  The Nuke Worshippers of Asukafari | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Have you heard the Word? Legalize Herb” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Zai-Ju | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Nationalism, Democracy, Welfare” | |
| 8. |  The Dictatorship of Iking | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 9. |  The Dictatorship of Melanio | Iron Fist Consumerists | “No Lives Matter” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Empire of Versolia | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Workers of the world, unite!” |
