The Fattest Citizens in The Black Hawks
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Black Hawks is ranked 6,709th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Donald Trump USA Dystopia of Fa Niente||Compulsory Consumerist State||“How stupid are the people of Iowa?”|
|2.||The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes||Corporate Police State||“Remember: We can always make it worse.”|
|3.||The Kingdom of Firic Empire||Corporate Police State||“Say Hello To My Little Nuke”|
|4.||The Empire of Pontusia||Corporate Police State||“Ours is the fury”|
|5.||The Republic of Empire of Johnland||Right-wing Utopia||“Join the military, get a job, or leave!”|
|6.||The Ex-TBH Sergeant of Woryand||Anarchy||“Vinco Ergo Sum”|
|7.||The Empire of Tsingtaw||Corporate Police State||“HOLD MY BEER”|
|8.||The Principality of Ezkio||Corporate Police State||“What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.”|
|9.||The Protectorate of Freditoria||Moralistic Democracy||“Fred got Fat”|
|10.||The Federation of You Sandy Beach||Anarchy||“Not as nice as you think”|